Doesn’t Do What It Says On The Tin

Posted on June 18th, 2009 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Food, Inane Banter.

I saw this salt in the work kitchen the other day.

I stared at it for a full ten minutes and not once did it try to jump over railing or anything even remotely urban.
It wasn’t even wearing baggy trousers

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What’s white and sticky?

Posted on May 18th, 2009 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Food, Inane Banter.

It’s not a blind man’s stick.

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“Elvis By Bono” By Mr Fatuous

Posted on May 13th, 2009 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Inane Banter.

One was a fat twat who mumbled, wore stupid glasses and sold lots of records, the other isn’t fat.

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