Advent of Hate 2011 – Christmas Day

Posted on December 25th, 2011 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Advent.

Last night I planned Christmas dinner with military precision.
Today those plans probably are probably lying in tatters. The turkey is probably dangerously undercooked, somebody will be allergic to cranberry and the Christmas pudding is probably trying to seize control of Libya.
Merry Christmas everyone!

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Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 24

Posted on December 24th, 2011 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Advent.

Why does Santa drink sherry and eat mince pies? Why can’t he drink tequila slammers and eat kebabs instead?

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Advent of Hate – Day 23

Posted on December 23rd, 2011 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Advent.

Dear CBeebies presenters, the sight of four fully grown adults pretending to be excited that there are only two sleeps until Christmas is really quite sickening. More to the point when did things start getting measured in nights rather than days?

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