My New Distraction

Posted on May 22nd, 2012 by Mr Fatuous.
Categories: Inane Banter.

I’m struggling to find the time to give this site as much love as it needs but in the meantime I’ve created a little diversion that I should find time to do.

Please follow @mickeyfiction on the twitterphone. On a semi-regular basis I intend to look at the trending topics and then post a bare-faced lie about it.

The first involves pop muppets Jedward and gonads.

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Advent of Hate 2011 – Christmas Day

Posted on December 25th, 2011 by Mr Fatuous.
Categories: Advent.

Last night I planned Christmas dinner with military precision.
Today those plans probably are probably lying in tatters. The turkey is probably dangerously undercooked, somebody will be allergic to cranberry and the Christmas pudding is probably trying to seize control of Libya.
Merry Christmas everyone!

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Advent of Hate 2011 – Day 24

Posted on December 24th, 2011 by Mr Fatuous.
Categories: Advent.

Why does Santa drink sherry and eat mince pies? Why can’t he drink tequila slammers and eat kebabs instead?

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