Sniff, it’s sad news indeed. The inventor of the doner kebab has died.
If you do go to the funeral he should be easy to spot. He’ll be half hanging out of a soggy coffin covered in mouldy, out of date floral display.
Mahmut Aygun, I salute you.
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Robbie
Somewhere, the sound of million drunkards scream out in sadness.