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Posted on September 10th, 2008 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Inane Banter.
So far the proton smashing doodad has failed to kill us all. There’s not even a whiff of destruction or invading creatures pouring through a rift in space.
Come on boffins, this is your moment to shine, at least make the sky a bit darker and maybe a bit of lightning.
Update - In case anybody wants up to date information on whether the earth has been destroyed they should go to this website. Or, you know, look out of the window. If you don’t have a window any more it’s probably safe to assume the earth is being destroyed. Have you always had that yawning chasm of nothingness in your back garden? That’s another clue.
Posted on August 27th, 2008 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Inane Banter.
This advice is for a guy who works in the same building as me but it’s useful enough that I thought I’d share in case anybody else finds themselves in a similar situation.
The door has a little metal bit on the inside.
Turning this little bit of metal clockwise has two functions.
Firstly on the outside of the door a little window goes from white to red.
Secondly it stops the door from being opened.
And that should save you having to apologise to people when you’re having a piss in a public building.
Posted on August 22nd, 2008 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Inane Banter.
Across the night sky I spotted the searchlight silhouette. The shadowy shape in the middle of the searchlight looked like a dog. But this was no ordinary dog, for this dog had tits.
I knew what I must do. It’s times like these that truly test us. Time to step up to the plate.
Just doing my bit to help save the dog with tits.
