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	<description>Like a chimp throwing spaghetti hoops at the TV</description>
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		<title>Is it a biscuit or is it a cake? Neither, it&#8217;s meat!</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/07/20/is-it-a-biscuit-or-is-it-a-cake-neither-its-meat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 16:07:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Combining Jaffa Cakes with Scotch Eggs to create the Jaffegg]]></description>
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		<title>Mind Reading, Half of a 90s Double Act, Lizard</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/07/10/mind-reading-half-of-a-90s-double-act-lizard/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/07/10/mind-reading-half-of-a-90s-double-act-lizard/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Inane Banter]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[collins]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[gordon brown]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[herring]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was chatting to Mrs Fatuous over the dirty dishes the other days about the news that Gordon Brown wants us to stop wasting food. It&#8217;s very rare that we discuss the news as we both listen to different radio stations on the way home. You will not be shocked to hear that the news [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Swear O&#8217;Clock</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/07/03/swear-oclock/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Aled]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[praise]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[swearing]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[watershed]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here in the UK we have a TV, and I presume radio, watershed. Before this set time swearing and nudity can&#8217;t be shown. This being the UK and not the rest of Europe this basically means there&#8217;s a bit more swearing and the minute possibility of a flash of breast about twice a year (not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Childhood Etiquette</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/06/05/childhood-etiquette/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/06/05/childhood-etiquette/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:45:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[etiquette]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[waving]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was watching some programme or other on the telly the other day and it had children on it. At the end the kids waved goodbye. They were doing the kiddie two hand wave thing where both hands wave maniacally.
Its a wave that only kids do. Adults wave with one hand. If an adult waves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Food Poisoning Nanny State</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/06/04/food-poisoning-nanny-state/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/06/04/food-poisoning-nanny-state/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 12:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Inane Banter]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[barbecue]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cooking]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fire]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[nanny state]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ribs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve had a very unusual run of hot weather lately and as every British man knows hot weather = BBQ. The perfect combination of alcohol and primitive cooking methods.
Off I toddled to the supermarket. First stop to get some charcoal. It&#8217;s very important to note I said charcoal not gas. Using gas isn&#8217;t having a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hoooorrrppp!</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/04/21/hoooorrrppp/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/04/21/hoooorrrppp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:58:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If somebody came up to me in the street and said &#8220;John Prescott has a disorder, guess what it is?&#8221; I wouldn&#8217;t have been able to get it.
If somebody came up to me in the street and said &#8220;John Prescott has an eating disorder, guess what it is?&#8221; I still wouldn&#8217;t have guessed it.
If somebody [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Very Fishy</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/04/14/very-fishy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/04/14/very-fishy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:51:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I see the other week that an Irish swimmer had tested positive for a banned substance.
What sort of substances are banned for swimmers? I mean things like propellers and flippers are going to be easily spotted. Even subtle things like gills will be easy enough to spot when he starts to flap around on the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gym Slip-Up</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/04/07/gym-slip-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/04/07/gym-slip-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I was at the gym the other day that upset me somewhat.
It wasn&#8217;t the notice pointing out that the gym was stopping filling the shampoo dispensers right next to the shiny, new machine selling shampoo that just happened to spring up about the same time they stopped filling the dispensers.
It wasn&#8217;t the ripped pair of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s him, the one with the pig</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/03/14/its-him-the-one-with-the-pig/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/03/14/its-him-the-one-with-the-pig/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There not really a lot to say about this news story, it&#8217;s superb.
Next week I hope to see a story regarding a coyote found unconscious by a tunnel drawn on a cliff with a huge rocket on it&#8217;s back and wearing roller-skates. Come on real world, don&#8217;t let me down!


Send the flying bookmark monkeys to:


















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		<title>RantStar</title>
		<link>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/03/02/rantstar/</link>
		<comments>http://www.fatuous.co.uk/2008/03/02/rantstar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Fatuous</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently for no apparent reason I&#8217;ve become incredibly intolerant to nearly everything and everybody in the world. There have always been things that upset me but in the past I&#8217;ve been able to control the feelings and get away with thinking &#8220;tit&#8221; in my head. Now I don&#8217;t know if it&#8217;s my age but thinking [...]]]></description>
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