Like a chimp throwing spaghetti hoops at the TV
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Posted on January 5th, 2010 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Inane Banter.
I’ve just bought a chocolate bar and discovered that Cadbury appear to be the “official treat provider of London 2012″
Not the women’s volleyball then?
Posted on December 31st, 2009 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Inane Banter.
Terrorists, financial meltdown, still no flying cars or robot butlers.
Posted on December 25th, 2009 by Mr. Fatuous.
Categories: Advent.
Poor little Sally, she fell off a building onto heroin syringes whilst rescuing her little sister from a gang of Columbian drug lords armed with chainsaws.
Her legs crushed, arms brittle twigs, blind and forced to breathe through a machine, every day is a terrible struggle.
And then to make things worse along came Noel Edmonds, looming over her, drenching her in saccharine.
Merry Christmas little Timmy, Merry Christmas everyone*
* Even Noel**
** but mainly for swap shop***
*** and that was mainly for the dinosaur****
**** and Cheggars
